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1. tanked
excessively drunk. Usually used by a college crowd or a fraternity
dude Im fuckin stoked for the party tonight man we're gonna get fuckin TANKED!!"
( Push...crash )
by herbie Jan 22, 2004 share this comments
2. tanked
Two meanings:

1) Intoxicated, nearly always pertaining to alcohol.

2) When a film does poorly at the box office.

Person A: "Did you see the Hulk?"
Person B: "No. I heard it tanked, actually."
The Hulk
New York Minute
Glitter
Crossroads
Dungeons and Dragons
From Justin to Kelly
The Alamo
The Real Cancun
Troy
Spy Kids 1, 2 and 3
Gigli
Scooby Doo 1 and 2

etc etc etc
3. tanked
To be excessively drunk
I went out last night and got tanked
by Chris Nov 18, 2002 share this comments
4. Tanked
SEVERLY intoxicated
Damn mang, all those beers got me fucking TANKED. I can't even walk straight.

You feel like getting tanked tonite?
by eternalcrux Dec 29, 2003 share this comments
5. tanked
when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.
Kelly got tanked last night.
by holyroman Apr 18, 2005 share this comments
6. Tanked
To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.
Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

7. tanked
continuously consuming alcohol with two underlying facotrs; you are overly intoxicated, and simply cannot drink any more(this should be determined by your fellow peers). "Tanked" status is quickly diminished upon vomiting.
you should've seen Karl at the house party last night- he was fucking tanked.
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